All by Myself is read by Parker Roe as a 6.5 year man- Jean is read by Jean Gazarrian age 75.23 years young

Gorilla is read by Martin Galway aged 30 something- The Woman in the Wax Museum is read by Lisa and Scott Dunlap and their combined age is less than Jeans

Caramel was read by Grace Mausser as the ever so cute 10 year old with Cecelia

O Fazendeiro was read by our new friends Bruna and Ana Catharina in portuguese of course. Ricardo Santos plays the keyboards, he is playing a traditional musical style of NE Brasil called Xote.

 

 

The Woman in the Wax Museum goes to Canada

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The woman who works in the wax museum won an all expense paid trip to Toronto and she packed her bags and went to see the orange haired travel agent down in East Soho. The bags that she packed were filled with her clothes and photos of her favorite heads and a camera with a nose. Although she normally would end her sentences with acs or ax she made a special effort to end her sentences with idle or irdle and oodle or uddle, adle, edle then agle; cause she's just that kind of lady, waxing her noodle. "Hey get outta my way", she'd say, "I didn't have breakfast and I lost my girdle". "Victoria Secret, I got no secret but I do have fiddle faddle".

The train conductor who stands on platform 6 under a sign that says Toronto is calling "all board on track 6, get a move on and don't dilly-dally", oh…"hold that train, I have my ticket and I love Canada, home of baseball glove and the moose pie paddle". The woman makes her train, pheww she says, "I need to catch up on my reading ", so she grabs a book she bought at Hudson News and finds a pillow she brought just for her much deserved vacation. "Canada, it's my kind of place, the world's smallest jail is believed to be in Rodney, Ontario, Canada and it is only 24.3 square meters, could it hold poodles? She thinks of her Wax Museum and all the kids who come to see her and ask her about the heads. "Hey lady", are you reading Fun Facts about Canada by Alfred Doodle". Why yes, she said, I just got started would you like to join me, it can be a long trip without another tongue that can waggle. "You have an odd way of speaking, are you Canadian". "No, American, born in Little Biddle, Have some Fiddle Faddle".

"Canada is the second largest country in the world, with 9,971,000 square kilometers of land and with only three people per square kilometer, and Canada has the fourth lowest population density in the world, now that is a riddle. "I gotta suitcase of silly taffy, have some, but watch out for my knitting needle. "Vancouver Canada is tied with Zurich Switzerland for the highest quality of life of any city in the world and Canada has the ninth biggest economy of the world, I wonder if they eat a lot of chocolate fiddle faddle". "Oh I sure hope so, I love Fiddle faddle, and even though my mom says I should be careful of the sweets I eat. I don't like the dentist, do you like the dentist. 'What does the dentist have to do with Canada, stay focused you and your toothy babble". Now according to the United Nations Human Development Index, Canada has the highest quality of life in the world.' Hummm…I need to invite those United Nationers to my wax museum, I bet they would like to see my Kofi Annan and the world's smallest ping pong paddle. Contrary to popular opinion, Canada does not own the North Pole. In fact, the North Pole is not owned by any country. It is believed, however, that Santa Claus is from Canada. "We had a Santa Claus a few years back but we lost his hat and the toys in a bundle".

I would like to visit your wax museum, do you think Canada has a wax museum?'
Oh yes, the Canadians love looking at wax heads, Spidey or Brittney or John Wayne tall in a saddle."
"So back to our book. Canada is the world's eighth biggest trader." Oh wow they must sell a lot of lumber, I use lumber when I sleep but I don't saw much wood, when I sleep I do not dilly dawdle. Of all of the world's producers of natural gas, copper, zinc, nickel, aluminum, and gold, Canada is in the top five. "Oh my another zinger aboot the fun loving Maple Leafers, they must have lots of meddle. Canada is the home of many great inventions, including: basketball, the electric light bulb, the electric range, the electron microscope, standard time, the television, the telephone, and the zipper, oh I can't stand it any more, we have a teller of a tattle. "You make no sense, but I love the facts about Canada. Thank you for sharing, will you be staying in Toronto long?"
For a few weeks, and maybe I will take a walk to see the woodies, I have goulashes so I can wade through the muddy puddles.
"Bye Bye see ya". And the train stops short of the end of the track and the woman who works in the wax museum grabs her bags. "It is going to be a glorious vacation, I can't wait to buy a black bear so we can cuddle.

News flash- Tussauds Group, home to the famous waxwork museums, was sold for 800 million pounds ($1.51 billion) to a private equity firm owned by the government of Dubai, I'm befuddled. So if you see a lady in black with a camera and a knitting needle with a few waxed charms around her neck, you can be sure that she will bend your ear with some fun Canada facts, she's all aboard, maybe just maybe, the Cannucks will ask her to play power forward.

 

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